@dukelongboard: I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say "I got this" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face
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@meatlobes: *waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*
@PinkCamoTO: I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it.
@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.
@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.