@badbanana: I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all.
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@3sunzzz: Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're "just about to hop in the shower".
@CornOnTheGoblin: Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?
@WillGlenwright: Me: Bed time Hotel room: Good luck turning the lights off Me: Easy. This one Hotel: No. Bed light Me: This one? Hotel: Desk light Me: This one? Hotel: LOL You just turned on the curtain lights Me: WTF? And that light in the wardrobe? Hotel: 2400lux stadium lighting Alarm: wake up