@FuckabillyRex: I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug.
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@samuelhlowe: If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: MISSING CAT❗️ -Answers to the name "Chancellor Parsons" which is really aggravating because we named him Mittens.
@iwearaonesie: *forgets why I walked into a room* *remembers lyrics to a song I heard once 20 years ago*
@DancesWithTamis: The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow