@crylenol: I crunched the numbers and this is just incredible. what isn't he telling us. #Sharknado3
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@vikkaroni: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."
@JesKeepSwimming: The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
@AntozWolf: Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way.
@DadandBuried: *decorating the tree* 6yo: Dad, can I help? Me: Of course! First we string the lights, then we show Mommy & she tells us what we did wrong.