@UnFitz: I dance like people wish they weren't watching.
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@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic
@AnkCoupleTO: If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills
@usedwigs: Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun.