@UnFitz: I dance like people wish they weren't watching.
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@Wine_Honey1: Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties
@leshnevsky: 40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!
@imskytrash: cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice
@StevieKnip: Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?