@UnFitz: I dance like people wish they weren't watching.
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@samalmightysam: - Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.
@SarahThyre: During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy.
@senderblock23: "I heard low winter sun is pretty good." - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice
@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.