@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
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@Reverend_Scott: I have a great story to tell u. "Why don't u just go write a book" Wow, that's- "Don't u dare say it-" a novel idea. "I'm moving out"
@Adam14: When people say "Let's not get off on the wrong foot here", I reply "Please don't get off on either of my feet".
@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.