@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part
@velweb: 12 yr. old daughter: My friend Samantha said she thinks you're handsome. Me: Aww. That's cute. How about her mom? Has she said anything?