@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
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@LoriLuvsShoes: My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched "The Notebook" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house
@laurenreeves: My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?
@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*