@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
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@NikkiNeverAgain: Was told I can't use Wi-Fi at McDonald's unless I eat. So I am bringing a peanut butter sandwich.
@InternetHippo: [thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese
@lazerdoov: I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English