@dlockw21: I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life.
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@kibblesmith: Jon if Garfield is too fat maybe stop purchasing ingredients and cooking full lasagnas for him you realize that's dinner for a human family
@Dani_Feld: That's it. The next time a relative asks me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to say "no, I'm just sleeping around".
@thatdutchperson: [Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] "The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."
@TheAlexNevil: My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot.