@dlockw21: I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life.
@TitansHomer: Failed biology because apparently the answer to "what is commonly found in cells?"
Isn't "Blacks and Mexicans"
@ninjadinosaur1: 'They'll be searching for days!' I giggle as I leave 'sorry bout the damage notes' on random cars at the Costco
@fatherofcomedy: I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother.
@SortaBad: [turns to guy at next urinal]
"When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"