@SuperApple80: I deserve an Academy Award for the way I just searched the fridge with my son for his leftovers that I definitely ate.
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@ChaseMit: My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair.
@AHotMessMomma: Shark week is actually the best time to go to the beach. All the sharks are busy being on tv
@sageboggs: My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :(