@SuperApple80: I deserve an Academy Award for the way I just searched the fridge with my son for his leftovers that I definitely ate.
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@Reverend_Scott: SON: What will happen when I die? DAD: Well son, you know how all dogs go to heaven? SON: YA- DAD: You're not a dog.
@Mr_Kapowski: Clown 2: Sorry man. You got outvoted by us, 42-1. We want to listen to ICP Clown 1: My VW Bug. I'm driving the carpool. It's Streisand.
@Smooheed: I see you keep your wallet and cell phone in your bra Cute *reaches into bra, pulls out an entire wheel of cheese*