@AJslackie: I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep.
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@Hormonella: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
@caseytduncan: Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind.
@MrMildSauce: Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place.