@AJslackie: I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep.
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@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
@GashleyMadison: [at restaurant] -sees baby screaming in high chair -walks over & picks baby up -walks outside & puts baby down "You're free," I whisper.
@Cidisn: *sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*