@AJslackie: I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep.
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@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?
@TribalSpaceCat: Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show
@QwertyJones3: [dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever