@carychowESPN: I did it! I found the worst thing on the internet. A combination of so much awful.
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@d_duhwit: Me:"But if, as the sign says, there are 'no right turns' can u really fault me for making a wrong one." Cop:"Thats deep but, yes."
@AsgardianRose: You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood.
@MrMildSauce: Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place.
@ConanOBrien: This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.