@DannyZuker: "I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
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@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@ka_unplugged: When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available
@TitansHomer: Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*
@trevso_electric: The leading method of suicide in Albania is attempting to kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter.