@SuperShourds: I didn't have a headache until you pulled your pants down.
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@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.
@Jerk_Martin: Me flirting at a party me: so what's your major her: radiology me: oh cool AM or FM?
@Reverend_Scott: Elmo: Oscar, why are you a grouch? Oscar: Growing up, my parents were- *stabs Elmo with broken beer bottle* CUZ I LIVE IN A TRASHCAN.