@Eagle_Vision: I didn't know Sony was hiring.
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@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
@FlyJ_: I have 1 calorie left for the day on MyFitnessPal app. I think I’ll eat this fruit fly that’s been annoying me.
@patrickmarkryan: You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook