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@WheelTod: I didn't marry until my thirties because I wanted to sow some wild oats.

In hindsight, I wish I'd spent some of that time having sex with women instead.

I didn’t marry until my thirties because I wanted to sow some wild oats. 

In hindsight, I wish I’d spent some of that time having sex with women instead.

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