@ieatanddrink: I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials
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@LizHackett: "Why don't you have kids yet?" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym.
@lipstck_junkie: My 6 y/o told me the medicine cabinet was our most important cabinet. Outwardly I agreed but inwardly: "no son, the liquor cabinet is".
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.
@Eric_Bader: Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad.