@jazmasta: I didn't realise you spelled your name with a "ph", Steve. My apologies, Pheven.
@urbanfriendden: surprise your partner in the bedroom by loudly turning into a helicopter
@theydidthemath: Get shit on Ava
@Brampersandon_: ME: *eating fast food*
VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff?
VG: That stuff is gonna kill you
ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough
@MrPeeker: Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.
@mostlydelirious: Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.