@jazmasta: I didn't realise you spelled your name with a "ph", Steve. My apologies, Pheven.
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@Elizasoul80: Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.
@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@kDuncanG: MAYBE PEACH JUST LIKES BOWSER A LOT AND WE'RE FOLLOWING A NARRATIVE OF MARIO THE DELUSIONAL HOMEWRECKER. *cops pull me from operating room*
@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.