@chadzappa: I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady...
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@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?
@kwirkyKerri: Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
@SlabBaconBP: I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single.
@3sunzzz: If you can't get your baby to stop crying, try vacuuming. Then you can't hear your baby crying and your floors will be clean.