@Ndeshi_M: I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
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@Donna_McCoy: Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform.
@TheTweetOfGod: If "the word impossible is not in your vocabulary", you have a pretty limited vocabulary.
@myles_morrison: The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse.