@Ndeshi_M: I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
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@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
@LoveYoorFate: When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I've been told. Twice now.
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.