@heidi420x: I disagree with liquor store hours. It's 8am..let me in.
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@NicestHippo: If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
@Birdhumms: A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space.
@ericsshadow: CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers.
@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.