@heidi420x: I disagree with liquor store hours. It's 8am..let me in.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana.
@jakob_huber: It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors.
@jonnysun: JUDGE: put ur hand on this book and promise not to lie PERSON WHO IS IN COURT LITERALY FOR LYING ABOUT THINGS: uh...... ok