@CloydRivers: I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica.
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@Kamikaze_Blonde: My husband's digging what he says is a pond but I'm still thinking about hiding one of those 'In the event of my death' letters as a precaution.
@McGunnersite: I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
@LoneWolfStories: Damn you autocorrect for making me look like an idiom. Always trying to make a tool out of me.
@iwearaonesie: Pooh: There's a rumbly in my tumbly Piglet: What? Pooh: There's. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly Piglet: Pooh: I'm hungry Piglet: Say that then