@AphroditeAfter5: I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days
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@dumbbeezie: I don't care how many stars this restaurant has, I'm ordering the grilled cheese sandwich
@jonnysun: being in a hamock is so comfortabel bc it replicates our condition before birth: being caried to earth inside the beak of a giant pelican
@UnicornSyrup: I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever .