@BberrySurprise: "I do not negotiate with terrorists!" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children.
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@SequelsWeWant: The Hobbit 4: Bilbo's relatives auction off his stuff Bilbo puts on his ring One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances
@onion_an: [looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] "I didn't know birds could climb trees"