@SirEviscerate: I...do not understand how electricity works.
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@squirrel74wkgn: Doctor (listening to my heart): You really should stop smoking Me: I will one day Doctor: No...like now. You can’t smoke in here
@Jandalize: Imagine a giraffe. Now imagine the giraffe trying to get on a pool float. Now put my face on the giraffe. That's about right.
@david8hughes: [doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton.