@duplicitron: I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care.
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@Shanehasabeard: If Jesus appears to you, ask him to bevel cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus.
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@YesThatAmy: This chick at Walgreens is totally hitting on me. What's your name? What's your address? Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?