@slamdancenance: I do the pee pee dance anytime I hear running water just like any other human.
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@ArfMeasures: [Stranded after plane crash] ME: We need to choose which one of us to eat first GUY: But why, pacifically? ME: Ok I've made my choice
@mynameisntdave: I can't wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn't have to deal with it.
@KalvinMacleod: If there's one thing children have taught me it's how to count down from 5 while pretending there's a huge consequence if I ever reach zero.
@Cryptic1iam: Female dragonflies will fake their own death if faced w/ unwanted attention from a male dragonfly. You can learn so much from nature