@slamdancenance: I do the pee pee dance anytime I hear running water just like any other human.
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@TheSharona06: When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car.
@FlyJ_: I went for a long walk yesterday and my pants are still tight today. This is not how exercise is supposed to work.
@blaudiablogan: Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.
@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.