@Soupinatrix: I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single.
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@BuckyIsotope: Brought a ninja to a gunfight and it was really cool. Everyone clapped. Then they shot him.
@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
@yayraptor: interviewer: what is ur weakness? me: follow up questions interview: care to elaborate? me: [quivers with fear]