@Storminika: I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives.
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@ProudFFAalumni: woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical.
@shanethevein: Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in "I recommend the squirrel".