@Storminika: I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives.
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@TheHyyyype: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A banana will scare off most lawyers. Eat a pomegranate and every architect within a three-mile radius will shit himself.
@_mindflakes: Did you know that 1 in 5 people are fruit bats? Look at 4 of your friends. If none of them are fruit bats, it's you. You're a fruit bat.
@TheCatWhisprer: [cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer? Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*
@Where__wolf: *covers kids eyes* "Hey Billy, guess who?" "Dad!" "Nope" "I knw its u dad. I know ur voice" "Its not ur dad" "Stop jking" "Ur adopted"