@Jenny4ashley: I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?
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@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
@Mr_Kapowski: Lady Astronaut: *eats all the chocolate* Guy Astronaut: You know we're on the space shuttle for- LA: SHUTTLE YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME SPACE
@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't
@Tmoney68: Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born.