@Jenny4ashley: I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?
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@mattZillaaaa: It’s easy to lie to people. My phone was dead. I mailed it 2 weeks ago. Your baby is so cute.
@sirivan: Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he’s got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party.
@hythemafia: *Food hits floor* Little Germs: "Let's get it!" King Germ: "No!!! We must wait 5 seconds......"