@AnnietheNanny1: I don't always eat 100-calorie packs of anything, but when I do, I make sure and eat the whole box.
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@TheSharona06: When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car.
@ToneLoaf: If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour.
@david8hughes: [family game night] Me: do u understand now, grandma? U understand the rules now? Mum [tappin my shoulder]: she gets it. Loosen the headlock
@panmidwest: FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat? ME: FRIEND: ME: to what?