@BradBroaddus: I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House.
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@casey_csaszar: My dog cant hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away
@KyleMcDowell86: [WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell
@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.