@BradBroaddus: I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House.
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@enigmaterics: I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
@RafaelaStoakes: If a kid asks you to check under the bed for monsters & you look, scream & run out of the room, you wont be asked to baby sit again!