@DonQuickoats: I don't always kill spiders, sometimes I stare at them a short while to see if we can reach an understanding
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@Dawn_M_: Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
@david8hughes: Me: can I have a few extra days off over Christmas Boss: it's May Me: sorry, may I have a few extra days off over Christmas
@funnyordie: When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?