@CVTBaby: I don't ALWAYS post filthy tweets, but when I do, it is right after I'm followed by someone with "my Lord and Savior" in their bio.
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@KentWGraham: Guy science: The proper amount of time for a pan to soak before cleaning it is until you need to use it again.
@robfee: Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
@FuckabillyRex: I finished a sudoku today so I'm ready to do your taxes.
@robdelaney: Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp.
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