@krishna_van: I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
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@freypalm: College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man.
@batkaren: [orchestra] VIOLIN 1: *pssst* Can I ask you a dumb question? VIOLIN 2: Um, okay. V1: What's up w/the guy in front waving his arms around?
@Sean_Burgundy_: Not to brag, but all 6 of my previous therapists are having successful careers in different fields now