@TheDairylandDon: I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat.
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@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
@tastefactory: COWARDLY LION: Give me courage SCARECROW: Give me a brain ROB THOMAS: Gimme a heart, make it real or else forget about it TIN MAN: Oh ok Rob
@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
@daemonic3: [dj voice] "What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?!?" [dads in unison] DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT