@novicefather: "I don't believe in hyperbole," she said while consuming an entire horse.
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@POTerritory: OK so apparently "psychosis" is one word, and doesn't specifically refer to my female sibling.
@scottsimpson: Maybe it's just me, but reading books on an iPad Mini, I really miss the smell, the heft, the traditional reading experience of an iPad 2.