@usermcuserface: Tigger: according to this book, we're both apex predators. Winnie the Pooh: really? I am sick of hunny.. ( turn their heads) Piglet: oh shit

@shariv67: My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.

@POTerritory: OK so apparently "psychosis" is one word, and doesn't specifically refer to my female sibling.

@scottsimpson: Maybe it's just me, but reading books on an iPad Mini, I really miss the smell, the heft, the traditional reading experience of an iPad 2.

@dihorla: I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.