@GrantTanaka: Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you.

@samalmightysam: I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance.

@MiniiG: I fall in love too easily. Wait.. It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily

@The_KJM: I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial.

@HomeProbably: Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong.