@usermcuserface: Tigger: according to this book, we're both apex predators.
Winnie the Pooh: really? I am sick of hunny..
( turn their heads)
Piglet: oh shit
@shariv67: My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
@POTerritory: OK so apparently "psychosis" is one word, and doesn't specifically refer to my female sibling.
@scottsimpson: Maybe it's just me, but reading books on an iPad Mini, I really miss the smell, the heft, the traditional reading experience of an iPad 2.
@dihorla: I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father.
Wow your dad must be a rich man.
No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.
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