@NerishaLakha: I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
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@JediGigi: I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
@Elizasoul80: When people ask "what do you do" I try to seem normal by saying things like "Walk with my feet. Use water. See things that are there."
@behindyourback: If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies