@NerishaLakha: I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
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@ProdigyNelson: Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom? Defendant: no Lawyer: spell "ICUP" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*
@MichaelGoffLA: What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?
@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.
@Brianhopecomedy: I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area.