@JohnLyonTweets: I don’t care how much candy he offers you, kids, do NOT get out of Billy Ocean’s dreams and into his car.
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@FriskyOnWhiskey: If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store.
@Ristolable: The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I tweeted "Help, I am in an Iranian prison" everyone would be like "haha good one"
@ehjovan: me: bye twitter me 45 seconds later: so anyway heres another thought i could’ve kept to myself