@Leemanish: I don't care if you're here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house.
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@yonewt: God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time.
@SamGrittner: *goes to pond* *duck hands me $100* "Give me the hard stuff." *hands over bag of croutons*
@missekay: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "supprt your local beaver" or maybe it said "support your local brewer" either way it's sound advice.