@Leemanish: I don't care if you're here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house.
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@HeyZeus666: My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.
@WheelTod: Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.