@Leemanish: I don't care if you're here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house.
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@skittle624: State Farm Like a good neighbor, stay on your side of the yard, pretend I'm not there, and let's have as little interaction as possible.
@TheMichaelRock: Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News
@teacup_giraffe: My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is "mexillent".
@kimtopher22: Getting my hair done Monday. Good news for the kids who scream "WITCH" as they pass by my house, bad news for the birds that live in it.