@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.
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@marcia_bee: Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
@Jandalize: My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I think it's ok to leave her alone with him.
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@lynnbixenspan: I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?