@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.
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@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus
@KyleMcDowell86: [commercial for mops] *scene of a man licking up a pool of spilled soda off the dirty floor* "There has to be a better way" Narrator:MOPS
@trojansauce: GOLDFISH: i swear i'll have your money by tomorrow GOLDFISH MOBSTER: what money? GOLDFISH: who are you? GOLDFISH MOBSTER: where's my mon