@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.
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@ilovepie84: If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls.
@illiter8too: Murder is justifiable if it's against a person who calls you and hands their phone off to another person with whom you didn't wish to speak.
@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.
@vladchoc: Don't want to get political on here but there's no such thing as "endless shrimp." Heads? Tails? Those are two VISIBLE ends THAT WE KNOW OF.