@envydatropic: I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist.
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@TomTheWicked: If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter.
@TheRealRHB: I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory
@murrman5: [to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? "ugh I can't wait to go home" know who else wanted to go home