@envydatropic: I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist.
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@SharpeBytes: It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being
@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.
@toomanytoes: Judge: You need supervision. Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.
@JaneBadall: My son just referred to a beaver as a "wood-eater". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would seem he's correct on two levels.