@envydatropic: I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist.
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@DaddyJew: Her: is the game almost over? Me: this is just the first half Her: uggghh how many more halves are there? Me: you're pretty
@joshuadun: I'm going to name my daughter Chilada so that when her siblings have children, they will call her Aunt Chilada.
@RoosterMustache: Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply.
@TommyKarate: Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever.