@Lisa_Laughs_: I don't care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I'll give it back for Christmas.
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@KalvinMacleod: It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
@Juicedballs: Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas
@Rhythms_n_Booze: I remember this one time I ran out of gas. It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone. I mean it was a lawnmower, but still.
@Brampersandon_: ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman