@Lisa_Laughs_: I don't care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I'll give it back for Christmas.
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@RealSudoNim: This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie.

@BrakSucks: [Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: "Hell yeah" Friend: "Hell yeah" Pizza: "Oh hell yeah"

@1evilidiot: What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't.

@robdelaney: Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist.
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