@kirkfox: I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.
@Girly_Pictures: Me as a thief
@tricycle_champ: BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans.
"Just throw it all in a lake somewhere," says one long-billed scientist
@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.
@thenatewolf: *showing mom how to use her phone*
What's the blue button with the bird?
THAT BUTTON GIVES YOUR BANK INFO TO TERRORISTS NEVER TOUCH IT!!!!
@scot4bz: I'm more than tenacious.