@kirkfox: I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.
@WORLDSTAR: "No, it's not me" 😂💀
@Cpin42: "I usually don’t do this on the first date," I say, pushing two lobsters together and making sex noises
@greg_vee: *takes your compliment*
*stares nervously at it*
@TravLeBlanc: Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?
@Burtslorp: FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat.