@kirkfox: I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.
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@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.
@jwoodham: Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President.
@amselts: GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*
@SummerCandyEyes: The neighbor's cat brought me a dead lizard while I was outside having a snack on the patio, so it's now some weird interspecies potluck.