@kirkfox: I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.
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@AndLive2Love: My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
@emmatheist: Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform.
@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.