@BritXNic: I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating.
@rolldiggity: Dog Walking Business Idea: 1. Train every dog to walk another dog. 2. Put the dogs in a dog walking circle. 3. GO TO A MOVIE!
@Sassafrantz: [text] "Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. "Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"