@ThisCantBRight: I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room.
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@ClichedOut: ME: My goal is to be king, like my dad. HER: That's amazing. Of what country? ME: It was his goal, Linda. And now it's mine.
@ConanOBrien: You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancée by the way he hasn’t murdered her.