@_Tempo11: I don't dance. Unless it's for money.
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@NoticablyBacon: I forgot the word boiling and just called it angry water, i have no idea how i graduated college
@KelleysBreakRm: When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me.
@Edie_Is_Dead: Watch as i slowly pull my shirt up over - wait, stuck in the too-small neckhole...struggling... Okay, dont watch.