@_Tempo11: I don't dance. Unless it's for money.
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@rad_milk: im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's
@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@BGH70: The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party. I got, "Oh, you're still here?"
@OverlyManlyMann: Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.