@ruslg1: I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty.
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@BlackJerms: I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food
@DrunksWithGuns: If I could make water into wine, I'd probably stumble out of a cave 3 days later too.
@sdurbin23: Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.