@ruslg1: I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty.
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@SomthinBoutSara: I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back
@BK_Blonde: I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves
@ManicMouse: CW: what did you do to your hair today? Me: It's really unclear whether you think it's good or you think I slept in a ditch.
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.