@ruslg1: I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty.
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@IvoryGazelle: Years ago I was able to find the trashcan in a friend's kitchen on the first try, and I've been riding that high ever since
@LostCatDog: Old professor stands in front of class: Look to your left. Now look to your right. Now look directly behind you. Welcome to Owl School