@jdbalani: I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
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@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@Culprit7: I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting.
@roggyie: My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white
@novicefather: Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview.