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@FuckTyping: I don't eat cats and dogs. Dogs are cute and I'm allergic to cats.
*my lawyer leans in and whispers in my ear*
Cats are also cute.

I don’t eat cats and dogs. Dogs are cute and I’m allergic to cats.
*my lawyer leans in and whispers in my ear*
Cats are also cute.

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