@ninatreemonkey: I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders
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@KKAlThani: When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is "How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"
@aveuaskew: My neighbors have been calling for their cat for 15 minutes. I've been meowing out the window for 30.